A Computer on Wheels — TEX NEWS #19
A computer, a house and a bag, all on wheels. Very important.

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A computer, a house and a bag, all on wheels. Very important.
The worst thing that happened in 2017: smart things.
Drone registration comes to Russia. A defibrillator drone, a killer drone, an internet drone and a delivery drone.
E3 2017 and only three original games: Days Gone, A Way Out and The Last Night. Everything else is a hundred sequels.
WWDC 2017, nearly everything Apple announced.
Cortana, Visual Studio for Mac, Windows 10, AI, Windows Mixed Reality: Microsoft showed everything it had at Build 2017.
Call of Duty: WWII is coming. Prey and Injustice 2 are what to play in early May. The LeEco X620 and its flaws.
Galaxy S8, Galaxy S8+, DeX, Gear VR. Samsung did something.
Beoncam, a 360° camera in a watch. ProTruly Darling, the first phone with 360° video. Leica M10, a camera that shoots no 360° video at all.
Volkswagen Sedric, a car with no steering wheel. Toyota i-TRIL, a car with no man in it. Airbus Pop.Up, a car with no wheels. Great future.
A coat with too many pockets, a Barbie you cannot touch, and musical bracelets. Want any of it?
The first headphones of 2017: one Sony Xperia Ear, two big Samsung Gear IconX, and two wired Pioneer Rayz.
Nintendo Switch, The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild, Super Mario Odyssey, 1-2 Switch, and everything known about the phone-sized console.
Zencrate, a smart doghouse. Rivvr, which hides all the VR cables.
Nokia 150, a modern phone. Uber in San Francisco, the second driverless taxi.
Bonjour, a smart alarm clock. NIO EP9, the fastest electric car in the world.
U.F.O. 2.0, an I.N.T.E.R.G.A.L.A.C.T.I.C. Y.A.C.H.T. HTC Bolt, yet another HTC.
A 3D-printed car that comes with a drone. Rovables, robot lice with Bluetooth.
Volvo S90 Excellence, a three-seat car with a shoe box of the future. The first Hyperloop One line will open in Dubai.
Apple’s “innovative” OS X El Capitan. The innovative Chinese phone Vivo X5 with an iris scanner.
Apple’s “innovative” iOS 9.
Packing for the dacha: Sony’s LED Light Bulb Speaker, a smart light bulb; Aether Cone, a smart speaker; Galaxy Zero, to kill an evening in space. Plus a poem with the words “future” and “near”.
Packing for the dacha: Sony’s LED Light Bulb Speaker, a smart light bulb; Aether Cone, a smart speaker; Galaxy Zero, to kill an evening in space.
A smart kitchen by IKEA and IDEO. Plus a poem with the words “autonomous” and “man”.
Flex Camp PIC, an action camera you wear around your neck. Hands Omni, VR gloves. Wearality Sky, a VR headset for a phone.
Dell Venue 10 7000, the perfect design. Aiko Chihira, an android woman for a supermarket.
Huawei P8 and P8 Lite, two more ordinary smartphones. Mobogenie, a free store of free apps.
Loopwheels and SoftWheel, wheels with the suspension built in.
NASA’s Modular Robotic Vehicle, a driverless electric car. Datakam G5, a Russian-made dash cam.
Intel Compute Stick, a computer the size of a flash drive. Michigan Micro Mote, a microcomputer. Plus a poem with the words “flash drive” and “inserted”.
Naked Filter, a new water filter from Liquidity. And a pile of other filters.
BSXinsight, a new fitness gadget from BSX Athletics. Neptune Hub, the smartest of watches. Plus a poem with the words “watch” and “run”.
Somabar, a home robot bartender you control from a phone. A Nissan Leaf that glows in the dark. Smart Highway, the first smart road in the world. Plus a question: what is left in this world to make “smart”?
JIVR, a smart folding e-bike. Everybody’s Gone to the Rapture, a new game from the makers of Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs and Dear Esther. Plus an answer to “What would you do as the last person on Earth with an hour to live?”
The new MacBook, the best laptop with one hole. Apple Watch, the watch again. CarVi, a car camera for your wife. Plus a haiku with the words “one” and “port”.
Kuratas, an exoskeleton from Suidobashi Heavy Industry. Samsung puts ads even into your own videos, with a rap by Rovnoe Mesto. Bellperre Touch, a new luxury smartphone. BB-mobile Topol, a cheap Russian tablet on a MediaTek MT8392. Plus a haiku with the words “robot”, “dad” and “machine gun”.
Oppo R5, Oppo’s thinnest smartphone. Oppo N3, a smartphone with a swivelling camera. Nokia N1, a Nokia tablet on Android. Plus a haiku with the words “copied” and “iPad”.
Amazon Echo, Amazon’s smart speaker. Peers.tv, an online TV service. Plus a haiku with the words “thermos” and “conversation”.
HP Sprout, an HP computer with a 3D scanner. Far Cry 4, the sequel to Ubisoft’s bone-crunching action game. Plus a haiku with the words “Far” and “Cry”.
Microsoft Band, Microsoft’s first fitness band to help fitness lovers with fitness. Kodak 360, a camera. AdvoCam-FD Profi-GPS Black, also a camera, to a degree. Plus a poem starting “I bought a Microsoft watch…”. Sorry about the sound.
iPhone 6, Apple’s new smartphone. Apple Watch, a smartwatch from the same people. Plus a haiku with the words “watch” and “not really”.
Samsung Galaxy Note 4, Samsung’s new flagship. Skully AR-1, an advanced motorcycle helmet. Plus a haiku with the words “Samsung” and “size”.
Chromebook 13, Acer’s new netbook on Chrome OS. The Evil Within, a horror game from Bethesda. Plus a haiku with the words “cheap” and “laptop”.
Nokia 130, a cheap Nokia phone. BB-mobile Techno 9.7 3G, a cheap BB-mobile tablet. And Samsung. Plus a haiku with the words “Nokia” and “BDSM”.
MindRdr, photography by the power of a dirty thought. BlackBerry Passport, a Canadian square. Highscreen Spider, for you, my dears, with LTE. Plus a haiku with the words “square” and “phone”.
Thanks for 100,000 subscribers! Panasonic Lumix FZ1000, the first fixed-lens camera that shoots 4K video. Amazon Fire Phone, Amazon’s Android smartphone. Plus a haiku with the words “original” and “phone”.
Android L, a smartphone operating system. Samsung Tab S, a fresh Android tablet.
Vessyl, a smart cup that tests your drink. Highscreen Thor, an Android smartphone. BlackBerry Bold 9900, the return of the popular business phone. Plus the “Fair Trade” contest.
Eugene Zelenov and Pasha Fishman talk over WWDC 2014. Part one.
IL-2 Sturmovik: Battle of Stalingrad, a WWII flight sim. Rufus Cuff, a smartphone on a wrist. Plus a haiku with the words “feminine” and “cobblestone”.
Nod, a Bluetooth ring that remote-controls your gadgets. Type-Hover-Swipe, a keyboard you wave at. Highscreen Boost 2 SE, and that says it all. Plus a haiku with the words “Android” and “Mordor”.
Galaxy K Zoom, half phone, half camera. Leica T, Leica’s first mirrorless. Plus a haiku with the words “Android” and “camera”.
Highscreen Zera F for 4,000 roubles. Philips W6618, 66 days of summer on one charge. Mi.Mu, electric mittens. Plus a haiku with the words “gloves” and “Highscreen”.
Apek Maxpad, a computer that is a TV. Speaker Creatures, speakers for the bathroom. Smallpod Bluetooth, a snowman speaker. Plus a haiku with the words “Windows” and “TV”.
S.E.L.F.I.E., a mirror of horrors. Daylight, 20 minutes of fear. Plus a haiku with the words “photo” and “fear”.
Sony Digital Paper, a huge and super-expensive e-reader. Virtuix Omni, a treadmill for gamers. Plus a haiku with the words “carpet” and “realism”.
The Elder Scrolls Online, a smartwatch, Microsoft Office for iOS, and a BB-mobile tablet. Plus a haiku with the words “Android” and “watch”.
3D-printed SneakerBot sneakers, the first Nokias on Android, and the last BioShock. Plus a haiku with the words “print” and “broad”.
Two scary games in space, the healing Wello phone case, and a one-way trip to Mars. Plus a haiku with the words “space” and “bricks”.
Apple CarPlay, a shameful son, and a quadcopter with a camera.
Ototo, playing music on an aubergine. Wolfenstein: The New Order, the sequel to your dad’s game. Highscreen Omega Mini, not a Samsung Galaxy S5. Plus a haiku with the words “asylum” and “kill”.
Dyson Airblade Tap, the handsome Renault Kwid, and another piece of junk from EA. Plus a haiku with the words “aubergine” and “sanity”.
The Ryno unicycle, a game with every anime heroine, a smart T-shirt, and a phone that stinks. Plus homework: write a haiku with the words “Android” and “beautiful”.
A grown-up Fujifilm point-and-shoot, a game with a terrible name, and a toy machine gun with a camera. Plus a question: where else should a camera go?
Modular phones, computers and cars, the best game of the year so far, and curved Korean TVs. Plus a question: what else in this world needs bending?
192 Nvidia cores in your phone, a dreadful Rambo game, and cars running Android. Plus a question: where else should Android go?
The ten biggest tech events of 2013. Plus a question: what was your event of 2013?
The main rival to PlayStation 4 and Xbox One, another scary game, a mechanical right hand, and an advertising bus covered in screens. Plus a question: what would you do with a mechanical right hand?
Two screens in the first Russian smartphone, 20 years of the first popular shooter, and an interesting electric motorcycle. Plus a question: what else would you add to a Russian phone?
The first Chinese moon rover, a good game based on Kafka, and all sorts of watches. Plus a question: which book would you turn into a game, and why?
World War III with 3D-printed guns, the goal-tracking site Smartprogress.ru, PlayStation 4 and its games. Plus a question: which goal would you track there?
A car for the whole family, stylish men versus aliens, and another Finnish revelation. Plus a question: what would they have to do to you to make you buy a Nokia?
The main news of the next eight years, a new Call of Duty on the old engine, and Sony’s bendable touch paper. Plus a question: what would you like to be bendy and touch-sensitive?
A concept car that levitates above the ground, the absolution of a silent assassin, and a $10 million watch. Plus a question: what does Samsung’s boss have less of than Apple’s Tim Cook?
Glasses that whisper in your ear, a game about the empress’s dishonoured assassin, and Canon’s new 4K cameras. Plus a question: what else should glasses do?
The most powerful laptop in the world, cheaper than a MacBook; a game that turns heads; and a gentle hand for friendly meetings. Plus a question: what would you use that robot hand for?
A horde of Sony twins, what pipes get broken on in Silent Hill, and Caterpillar’s quarry phone. Plus a question: how do you get to Silent Hill?
Apple shows the “new iPad”, the hero of Assassin’s Creed 3 fights the end of the world, and the Nokia 808 takes on the Canon 5D Mark III.
An operating system you will soil your slippers over, Hitler on holiday, and new innovative LG phones.
Samsung wishes women a happy Valentine’s Day, Nokia ships its last Symbian phone, and Siri answers like a wise guy. Meanwhile in Skolkovo, Maket Evgenyevich and Polyethylene Stepanovich test an innovative air freshener.
Phobos-Grunt comes back to Earth, Motorola releases a new smartphone, the first KDE tablet is on its way, and so are the meatiest zombies. Meanwhile in Skolkovo, Maket Evgenyevich and Polyethylene Stepanovich test new means of transport. P.S. 512 standard megabytes.
A cast-iron Russian tablet, GTA 3 versus Batman, and an iPhone that wrecks the family budget. Plus a poll: what do you want for New Year, technically speaking? Plus a contest: a photo with your favourite gadget wins a Habrahabr invite.
How to put a beer on your desktop, lethal urination, and how to pick up girls with a brick. Plus a poll: what would you call your political party? Bonus: a new backing vocalist for the band Slivki.
The Terminator’s nearest ancestor, a shop full of plush birds, and an armoured rival to the iPad. Plus a poll: the dumbest names for games, apps and gadgets you have seen.
Sony buys Ericsson’s half of the phone business, the hero of Need for Speed gets out of the car, a rubber Nokia and a Nokia on Windows Phone 7. Plus Mark Zuckerberg’s favourite song.
Apple’s October releases, GTA 3 on iOS, and two new Android tablets. Plus the daughter of Finger Man. Plus a poll: what should GTA stand for?
Malevich’s black tablet, Battlefield 3 versus Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, kind Google and merciless Nokia. Plus a poll: rate the political situation in the country, technically speaking.
An episode for AppleInsider.ru: iPhone 5, Windows 8 and Max 3.
Whose is thinner, how dinosaurs get resurrected, faint-hearted Germans, and the love story of DOOM 2. Plus a poll: how did you spend the summer, technically speaking?
An episode for AppleInsider.ru: patent trolls and heroes.
Which three letters switch off the internet, where heads fly off best, 20 free games, and a prestidigitator. Bonus: Pavel Durov versus Mail.ru.
An ultra-original Japanese-style game; a city where people take revenge on pigeons; a fast and buggy way to call a friend; and where Finger Man has been.
How to please a man, why Lara Croft screams so loud, who is celebrating, and what AMD’s new processors cost.
What Nokia was trying to tell us, how to make a good game where everything is bad, whether you can water a laptop, where the pixels went, and what gamers are for.
Answers to questions. Where Durov hid the numbers, how to pull ideas out of an immersion heater, how not to choke on apples, how to get scared properly, and how to bend a phone.
How to press a screen with two fingers, how to walk through a wall and kill your friend, and what to replace an iPad with.
How to bolt an iPad onto a Lada, Russia makes its own everything, who plays The Sims 3, what Linux looks like, plus Firefox 5 and Windows 8.
How many notebooks does it take to make an iPad 2? Why will the big-robot game be good? Why is Windows XP done for?
Every two weeks, the best news squeezed into a few minutes. Nokia plus Microsoft, the Dead Island trailer, Nintendo 3DS, Thunderbolt.
The first episode. Every two weeks, the best news squeezed into a few minutes.